Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Mama Kat writer workshop

Mama's Losin' It
So since I will be "back on the market" so to speak once my divorce is final one of the prompts Mama Kat had was 50 things you look for in a man.  My ex-husband maybe had a few on the list(I know, no man is perfect)...well, here goes nothing(I may not be able to find 50 but I'll get close!)

  1. Hygiene(I'm not going to go into how much time I had to spend on my ex-husband to achieve this and since this blog is public I'm just going to stop there)
  2. Great communicator.  Can we please have a conversation where I'm not spending the next half hour waiting for you to actually talk to me.  I'm sure the video games can wait.
  3. Nice teeth.  Do guys actually have these?  I haven't found many around here.
  4. scruffy country boy look...without the added dip thanks! (that is so gross!) think...Adam Richman, Seth Rogen, and Larry the Cable Guy all rolled into one...yes, I love big guys who love to eat, cook, and have a sarcastic sense of humor!
  5. This one is not necessary but would be nice...military man...I love me a military man its just how I am, I can't explain it but something about a guy in uniform gets to me.  
  6. Romantic.  Surprise me with something that would be unexpected.  I love that shit.
  7. Social. Please have friends, guy friends that you go spend time with, I need my space too!
  8. Respectful. If you are cocky, arrogant, and think its cool to make fun of others you need to go somewhere else because I won't tolerate it...theres a difference between pointing out the fact that a 300 lb woman is wearing hot pants and a tube top and a decent looking 300 lb woman walking around minding her own business.  Which one will I laugh at?
  9. Honest. If you think the girl in the restaurant is hot say so and I may or may not agree with you.  If you like playing mind games or if you are real say so.  I hate mind games so I doubt we'd get along anyway.
  10. You must have a high sex drive.  Yes, there are guys who don't have this I'm not going to name any names.
Ok, I named 10 for right now but c'mon I can't sit here and think of 50 unless I'm going about my day and thinking "Oh damn, I need to add that!" then I'll write it down and add it later. 

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